THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE
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Joe Rogan: So there you have it bitches. Kevin Smith is in the house. This is not that other version of it is it?
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Bryan: You heard this?
Joe Rogan: I don’t like it
Bryan: You don’t like it
Joe Rogan: No
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Bryan: I think its pretty sweet
Kevin Smith: Is this your game song?
Joe Rogan: No. This is a.. the gay electronic version of our theme song
Bryan: Its a NES version
Kevin Smith: Yeah it ah NES
Joe Rogan: 8 bit episode
Kevin Smith: I wanna eat a mushroom get bigger
Joe Rogan: I’m not.. I’m not..
Kevin Smith: I wanna step on a dragon
Joe Rogan: Not quite geeky enough to appreciate that. To me it just sounds like shit
Kevin Smith: That thing made my dick hard
Kevin Smith: Hey, No. What are talking about? Fuckin’ A. I was gonna jump in like.. I can vouch for it
Joe Rogan: (laughs)
Kevin Smith: I fucked many of those things
Joe Rogan: It also made the Fleshlight legit. Like if I tried to do that before you were using them as a podcast sponsor. I’ll be.. What are doing? Connecting yourself with such, like vile sex toy
Kevin Smith: Somebody had to go first
Joe Rogan: But my Kevin Smith has his whole podcast sponsored by it. It has logos he puts up. This big Fleshlight banners and shit
Kevin Smith: I, my feeling was this. Like women have had ah.. you know, something to cum with for years. Other than me. Other than you. Something else. And its socially acceptable. They made fucking jokes about it on sitcoms and shit. Where its just like. You can go now. My friend is here. So in a world that become socially acceptable. I felt like.. Why not? Why not? Vise-versa.. Why can’t I have something to fuck?
Joe Rogan: Its funny that why we feel bad about feeling good. We feel bad about wanting something to feel good.
Kevin Smith: I’m ashamed to feel good
Kevin Smith: Yeah. Its amazing
Joe Rogan: I think that the idea is you bill them ashamed. Because otherwise people wouldn’t get anything done. The things that feel good, you wanna pursue and pursue often. You’ll like those, that who liked us. And will’d like the things that make us feel great. So without somebody being like… oh you can’t do it too much or else you’d ruin it. Or blah blah blah. We would just keep going. No work what-so-ever. We don’t get anything done
Kevin Smith: Animals don’t have jobs.. Why?
Joe Rogan: People..
Kevin Smith: they like fucking
Joe Rogan: Yeah, people get bored
Kevin Smith: (laughs) Not me
Joe Rogan: So you think, like the regulation of the fucking is what keeps everybody working? Is that argument
Kevin Smith: Nah.. I think not fully. But its one of them.
Joe Rogan: (laughs)It doesn’t makes sense though.. Doesn’t it?
Kevin Smith: That I think so.. a little bit
Joe Rogan: Its almost like we need to be checked. Somebody has to always says to be something. Otherwise we could just get to go fuck all day
Kevin Smith: Its just getting off right
Joe Rogan: Like Banobos.
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